Glitch Return Society

by **Julius Jackson** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 21:33

this needs to be started BADLY because apparently it's the only return any of the top players ever do :lol:

how this is not banned is beyond me.

is it remotely sim? nope.

is it incredibly easy to do? yup.

if someone does it is it 100% on purpose? yup.

has an ITST manager already admitted its a exploit? yup.

so BAN IT!

by **edlglide** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 21:41

What is the glitch return? Is that when it autoswings?

by **Julius Jackson** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 21:53

no.

the glitch return is very easy to do (im not spreading the virus by saying how to do it) and its very much a CONSCIOUS decision by the returner to use it.

the return automatically pushes the server 5+ ft behind the baseline. it can be done vs any serve, any placement...all the returner must do is press the button combo and theyll have the perfect return and be the aggressor on the pt every time.

the return renders serving useless...slow serving actually neutralizes the glitch somewhat...so do we all see the glitch-off that ts4 then becomes? sounds like fun :roll:

by **OuiMr BersonBANNED** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 22:09

Julius Jackson wrote:no.

the glitch return is very easy to do (im not spreading the virus by saying how to do it) and its very much a CONSCIOUS decision by the returner to use it.

the return automatically pushes the server 5+ ft behind the baseline. it can be done vs any serve, any placement...all the returner must do is press the button combo and theyll have the perfect return and be the aggressor on the pt every time.

the return renders serving useless...slow serving actually neutralizes the glitch somewhat...so do we all see the glitch-off that ts4 then becomes? sounds like fun

I don't did that on my return , but I do the glitch return for you.
It must be your punchline when you lose.

I guess , you just lose a game and you need for your "ego" to tell us that your opponent was using something chessy and that's why you lose.

I think dropshot on every point like you do is chessier :roll:

PS: I hope you send "GG" to your opponent :shock:

by **Julius Jackson** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 22:24

OuiMr Berson wrote:
Julius Jackson wrote:no.

the glitch return is very easy to do (im not spreading the virus by saying how to do it) and its very much a CONSCIOUS decision by the returner to use it.

the return automatically pushes the server 5+ ft behind the baseline. it can be done vs any serve, any placement...all the returner must do is press the button combo and theyll have the perfect return and be the aggressor on the pt every time.

the return renders serving useless...slow serving actually neutralizes the glitch somewhat...so do we all see the glitch-off that ts4 then becomes? sounds like fun

I don't did that on my return , but I do the glitch return for you.
It must be your punchline when you lose.

I guess , you just lose a game and you need for your "ego" to tell us that your opponent was using something chessy and that's why you lose.

I think dropshot on every point like you do is chessier

PS: I hope you send "GG" to your opponent

if someone is simply better than me and wins, then cool...hats off to them. but if someone must rely on glitches to support their skills then i have no desire to play them and they can get their cheap win.

why dont u back up all your talk and try your luck in doubles? glitches will get u nowhere in doubles :lol:

by **Ghawky** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 22:31

Well what are you really talking about man.. Its not that you lose the point if someone uses the glitch.. The point gets underway.. Still easy to hit aces and stuff.. You left when 2/0.. So now u are saying since you left that i only won with glitch using.. Just keep be lieving that man.. 100power is cheap.. Spamming dropshotting too much is cheap.. So why are YOU talking about cheap play..

by **OuiMr BersonBANNED** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 22:40

SolidShane1990 wrote:Well what are you really talking about man.. Its not that you lose the point if someone uses the glitch.. The point gets underway.. Still easy to hit aces and stuff.. You left when 2/0.. So now u are saying since you left that i only won with glitch using.. Just keep be lieving that man.. 100power is cheap.. Spamming dropshotting too much is cheap.. So why are YOU talking about cheap play..

I have to agree with you :wink:

Julius Jackson wrote:why dont u back up all your talk and try your luck in doubles? glitches will get u nowhere in doubles

lol , you're so pretentious , cocky , arrogant . I can't believe it

by **TIM TEBOWNER 15** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:08

now I play solidshane in that tourney lol. He might get me with the big bad glitch return alone........ haha

by **Coolhand Texas** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:11

Julius Jackson wrote:
OuiMr Berson wrote:
Julius Jackson wrote:no.

the glitch return is very easy to do (im not spreading the virus by saying how to do it) and its very much a CONSCIOUS decision by the returner to use it.

the return automatically pushes the server 5+ ft behind the baseline. it can be done vs any serve, any placement...all the returner must do is press the button combo and theyll have the perfect return and be the aggressor on the pt every time.

the return renders serving useless...slow serving actually neutralizes the glitch somewhat...so do we all see the glitch-off that ts4 then becomes? sounds like fun

I don't did that on my return , but I do the glitch return for you.
It must be your punchline when you lose.

I guess , you just lose a game and you need for your "ego" to tell us that your opponent was using something chessy and that's why you lose.

I think dropshot on every point like you do is chessier

PS: I hope you send "GG" to your opponent

if someone is simply better than me and wins, then cool...hats off to them. but if someone must rely on glitches to support their skills then i have no desire to play them and they can get their cheap win.

why dont u back up all your talk and try your luck in doubles? glitches will get u nowhere in doubles

Nowhere did he mention beating you in a doubles match. So how could he back up something he never claimed????

by **Julius Jackson** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:28

SolidShane1990 wrote:Well what are you really talking about man.. Its not that you lose the point if someone uses the glitch.. The point gets underway.. Still easy to hit aces and stuff.. You left when 2/0.. So now u are saying since you left that i only won with glitch using.. Just keep be lieving that man.. 100power is cheap.. Spamming dropshotting too much is cheap.. So why are YOU talking about cheap play..

where did i say you would have lost? im simply saying that playing someone who glitches every return is not tennis..so i have no desire to play...i reported that u won already. its just sad people must resort to glitch tactics :cry:

Coolhand Texas wrote:
Julius Jackson wrote:
OuiMr Berson wrote:
Julius Jackson wrote:no.

the glitch return is very easy to do (im not spreading the virus by saying how to do it) and its very much a CONSCIOUS decision by the returner to use it.

the return automatically pushes the server 5+ ft behind the baseline. it can be done vs any serve, any placement...all the returner must do is press the button combo and theyll have the perfect return and be the aggressor on the pt every time.

the return renders serving useless...slow serving actually neutralizes the glitch somewhat...so do we all see the glitch-off that ts4 then becomes? sounds like fun

I don't did that on my return , but I do the glitch return for you.
It must be your punchline when you lose.

I guess , you just lose a game and you need for your "ego" to tell us that your opponent was using something chessy and that's why you lose.

I think dropshot on every point like you do is chessier

PS: I hope you send "GG" to your opponent

if someone is simply better than me and wins, then cool...hats off to them. but if someone must rely on glitches to support their skills then i have no desire to play them and they can get their cheap win.

why dont u back up all your talk and try your luck in doubles? glitches will get u nowhere in doubles

Nowhere did he mention beating you in a doubles match. So how could he back up something he never claimed????

the guy talks so much smack on here...he thinks he's so good yet he glitches every return and even admits to doing it :lol:

my pt is that glitches get u nowhere in doubles..so if hes so good come try out his glitches in the wimbledon doubles...so he can be revealed as the emperor with no clothes that he is.

by **OuiMr BersonBANNED** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:48

Julius Jackson wrote:the guy talks so much smack on here...he thinks he's so good yet he glitches every return and even admits to doing it my pt is that glitches get u nowhere in doubles..so if hes so good come try out his glitches in the wimbledon doubles...so he can be revealed as the emperor with no clothes that he is.

I talk so much ? Lol Im not the kind of guy to create a topic like that
( http://www.intertopspintour.net/forum/v ... hp?t=15086 ) when I win , It's too arrogant for me.

I never told that I'm so good or something like that :roll:

I don't glitch but I don't want to fight against you It will be a no-end fight.
I know You will not change your point of view :wink:

by **Coolhand Texas** » Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:52

Julius Jackson wrote:
SolidShane1990 wrote:Well what are you really talking about man.. Its not that you lose the point if someone uses the glitch.. The point gets underway.. Still easy to hit aces and stuff.. You left when 2/0.. So now u are saying since you left that i only won with glitch using.. Just keep be lieving that man.. 100power is cheap.. Spamming dropshotting too much is cheap.. So why are YOU talking about cheap play..

where did i say you would have lost? im simply saying that playing someone who glitches every return is not tennis..so i have no desire to play...i reported that u won already. its just sad people must resort to glitch tactics

Coolhand Texas wrote:
Julius Jackson wrote:
OuiMr Berson wrote:
Julius Jackson wrote:no.

the glitch return is very easy to do (im not spreading the virus by saying how to do it) and its very much a CONSCIOUS decision by the returner to use it.

the return automatically pushes the server 5+ ft behind the baseline. it can be done vs any serve, any placement...all the returner must do is press the button combo and theyll have the perfect return and be the aggressor on the pt every time.

the return renders serving useless...slow serving actually neutralizes the glitch somewhat...so do we all see the glitch-off that ts4 then becomes? sounds like fun

I don't did that on my return , but I do the glitch return for you.
It must be your punchline when you lose.

I guess , you just lose a game and you need for your "ego" to tell us that your opponent was using something chessy and that's why you lose.

I think dropshot on every point like you do is chessier

PS: I hope you send "GG" to your opponent

if someone is simply better than me and wins, then cool...hats off to them. but if someone must rely on glitches to support their skills then i have no desire to play them and they can get their cheap win.

why dont u back up all your talk and try your luck in doubles? glitches will get u nowhere in doubles

Nowhere did he mention beating you in a doubles match. So how could he back up something he never claimed????

the guy talks so much smack on here...he thinks he's so good yet he glitches every return and even admits to doing it my pt is that glitches get u nowhere in doubles..so if hes so good come try out his glitches in the wimbledon doubles...so he can be revealed as the emperor with no clothes that he is.

where did you get that idea from?

Oui MrBerson is hardly on the forum, let alone making topics about how good he is :lol:

by **Julius Jackson** » Sun, 19 Jun 2011 00:11

come on, guys :roll:

the doubles threads are tongue-in-cheek and obviously meant to get people fired up and wanting to play doubles (instead of not caring and half the matches being WOs).

as for berson...he posts as much as anyone. he has specifically been named BY A HOST for doing the glitch return. if all the top players just glitch return then i dunno what to say :roll:

by **OuiMr BersonBANNED** » Sun, 19 Jun 2011 00:13

Julius Jackson wrote:i dunno what to say

We see that

by **Julius Jackson** » Sun, 19 Jun 2011 00:23

Re: Glitch Return

"I was waiting when this bug would get known public. Please avoid telling others how to use it. Eventually the entire world tour will be filled with guys using it constantly." SlicerITST

"I'm friends in real life with Hollaa Itz Mike and he was telling me how to do it one night, but also said that it was a huge glitch and we shouldn't really be doing it." Eze17

"I think it is an exploit on the same level as the no momentum shots in TS2. Its almost impossible to hit this return by accident. So you have to make the decison whether or not to use it. For me there it stops being a lame part of the game and starts being an exploit." SlicerITST

"baghdad and ouimrberson r 2 players who come to mind that use it a lot.....and i feel like they r very fair players, but this is something that they could stop doing.... "HollaaItzMike

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