The mutant as number 2 in the rankings

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What would you do if the mutant reaches spot nr. 2?

Poll ended at Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:02

I would grab a razoblade and finish the suffering quickly
2
10%
I would be so happy i would even go out and party with q. reese
5
25%
I would hire a sharpshooter and make it right
2
10%
I don't care/who is the mutant?
7
35%
I wouldn't do anything as it means the world is coming to an end and we all are gonna die
4
20%
 
Total votes : 20

Postby Moralspain » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:16

I see Djokovic as number 2 in the near future.
If someday I see Murray in the number 2 this would be my face :lol: :

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Postby jayl0ve » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:27

I respect your opinion and I think Djokovic is a great player (though I absolutely HATE him), but come on!!!! You honestly think Djokovic is a more likely candidate for #2 than Murray? Even with the way he (Novak) has been playing for the past 4-5 months????? You surely don't believe that....
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Postby Moralspain » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:51

jayl0ve wrote:I respect your opinion and I think Djokovic is a great player (though I absolutely HATE him), but come on!!!! You honestly think Djokovic is a more likely candidate for #2 than Murray? Even with the way he (Novak) has been playing for the past 4-5 months????? You surely don't believe that....


I really believe that, we shouldn´t forget that Novak has already won a Grand Slam title, and Andy hasn´t got yet.
For me that is a big difference, in the history of tennis there´ve been many great players that haven´t been able to take that step and win a big title.If you want to be the 2 you should win a Grand Slam. That´s my humble opinion. Andy is a great player but he has to show me he can win a big title.
Next Grand Slam is the Roland Garros, as you well know, and I think Novak will reach the final vs Rafa ,of course. His performance on clay is better than Andy´s
Andy has still to prove me that he can play well on grass, we don´t know how he plays on that surface, if he can do it well that will be an advantage over Novak,and also we don´t know how he´s gonna play best of 5 sets on clay.
Too many questions to answer. Now I don´t foresee he can reach the 2 this year,but maybe in september my thoughts will be different, we´ll see
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Postby Andymachine » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:21

Samael wrote:If The Mutant reaches number 2, i'd do the following things:
1. I'd cut off my eyes with a bold knife
2. I'd rip off my ears using a truck tied to the first ear, then the second
3. I'd cut my legs and hands with a saw
4. I'd take out my intestines with a pickaxe
5. Finally, i'd stick into my a s s a grenade


Youve obviously thought this thru very carefully...
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Postby Moralspain » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:27

Samael wrote:If The Mutant reaches number 2, i'd do the following things:
1. I'd cut off my eyes with a bold knife
2. I'd rip off my ears using a truck tied to the first ear, then the second
3. I'd cut my legs and hands with a saw
4. I'd take out my intestines with a pickaxe
5. Finally, i'd stick into my a s s a grenade


:lol: :lol: We want pictures ( if it´s possible :lol: :lol: )
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Postby venom400 » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:20

Moralspain wrote:
Samael wrote:If The Mutant reaches number 2, i'd do the following things:
1. I'd cut off my eyes with a bold knife
2. I'd rip off my ears using a truck tied to the first ear, then the second
3. I'd cut my legs and hands with a saw
4. I'd take out my intestines with a pickaxe
5. Finally, i'd stick into my a s s a grenade


:lol: :lol: We want pictures ( if it´s possible :lol: :lol: )


Specially number 5 ! , sexy !! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby NickZ3535 » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:50

venom400 wrote:
Moralspain wrote:
Samael wrote:If The Mutant reaches number 2, i'd do the following things:
1. I'd cut off my eyes with a bold knife
2. I'd rip off my ears using a truck tied to the first ear, then the second
3. I'd cut my legs and hands with a saw
4. I'd take out my intestines with a pickaxe
5. Finally, i'd stick into my a s s a grenade


:lol: :lol: We want pictures ( if it´s possible :lol: :lol: )


Specially number 5 ! , sexy !! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I'm really not too sure how I feel regarding the sexuality of sticking a grenade into my rectum, but I'll let everybody else comment on that one. :roll:
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Postby Andymachine » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:23

Please close this topic..
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Postby fedfan » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:01

Who cares about who is 2 or 3 anyway. For the top players surely all that matters is being Number 1 and in the mens game at least, you actually have to win a few slams to get there.
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Postby Andymachine » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:47

fedfan wrote:Who cares about who is 2 or 3 anyway. For the top players surely all that matters is being Number 1 and in the mens game at least, you actually have to win a few slams to get there.


Exactly :)
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Postby Yippie-Caiay » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:37

NickZ3535 wrote:
venom400 wrote:
Moralspain wrote:
Samael wrote:If The Mutant reaches number 2, i'd do the following things:
1. I'd cut off my eyes with a bold knife
2. I'd rip off my ears using a truck tied to the first ear, then the second
3. I'd cut my legs and hands with a saw
4. I'd take out my intestines with a pickaxe
5. Finally, i'd stick into my a s s a grenade


:lol: :lol: We want pictures ( if it´s possible :lol: :lol: )


Specially number 5 ! , sexy !! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I'm really not too sure how I feel regarding the sexuality of sticking a grenade into my rectum, but I'll let everybody else comment on that one. :roll:


LMFAO!! best quote ever!!
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Postby NARCOSIS2009 » Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:55

Moralspain wrote:I see Djokovic as number 2 in the near future.
If someday I see Murray in the number 2 this would be my face :lol: :

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May i say that... even if murray loses to monaco (2nd round), Djokovic has to win rome to stay number 3. i dont see that happening. Murray could just take this week off (he gets a bye first round anyway), let nadal beat djoko in the final and murray is number 3. If murray gets to quarters and even if Djokovic wins the title murrays still gonna be number 3 :wink: :wink:.

So yeah here comes Number 3 for the Scot :P :P
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Postby Chederer » Thu, 14 May 2009 22:48

do you guys call him the mutant because of his unfused kneecap? did you know his knee cap is actually plural because it is two separate bones...it never fused together as a child
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Postby Yippie-Caiay » Fri, 15 May 2009 02:50

CHEDERER wrote:do you guys call him the mutant because of his unfused kneecap? did you know his knee cap is actually plural because it is two separate bones...it never fused together as a child

wow! how dou you know that??!!
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Postby Samael » Fri, 15 May 2009 10:12

Djokovic has recovered from his poor start of the year. He is a more likely candidate for no 2 than The Mutant. It would be nice to see in Madrid a Djokovic-The Mutant final(although a Nadal- Andreea The Mutanta final is more likely).
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