At the party everyone needs to wear a party hat, even if it won't fit over the inflated heads that people have due to the unforunate condition of (Bloaty Head), usually occurs worst when under the influence of Guiness (particularly those furthest West and as far away from Mr Guiness and his 14 wives as possible).
Subster and Slicer will be on Dope duty... and I don't mean looking after Ronaldo and Ghazz.
I will be over-seeing the whole thing, don't envy me as heavy lies the crown!
(Exorz sees the funny side of this sentence me thinks!)
Tidus is on pussy purr patrol duty, which basicaly involves getting as many females as possible to attend.
I have contacted Chloe O'Brien to get fake ID for those who are not yet 18, and an extra set for those who are still wearing pull-ups, just in case.
Ghaz duty is just to get to the party and be in a fit state of soberness to anylise his surrondings and make as informed a decision as anyone can expect from a drunken, Glaswegian Celtic fan'ny.
Bring a tennis racket as we will be having real life chees contests. Let me know if you need accomodation and I will arrange rooms in a Wank and Breakfast.
If you need anything which doesn't require a brain then please do not hesitate to contact Exorz, otherwise contact me.
Laters noobs