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Postby Tamthewasp » Sat, 04 Feb 2012 05:59

Did you hear about the French Military saying that their defence system has collapsed.

Their biggest white flag manufacturer's went bust.
I know it aint great but made me chuckle and if we can't laugh at the french who can we laugh at :D
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Postby Vieira151 » Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:13

Ahhh, French Jokes. :lol:

Heard another one:

Why do the French have rear view mirrors in their tanks?
So they can see the battlefield.
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Re: Joke

Postby Avinash PatelBANNED » Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:29

Tamthewasp wrote:Did you hear about the French Military saying that their defence system has collapsed.

Their biggest white flag manufacturer's went bust.
I know it aint great but made me chuckle and if we can't laugh at the french who can we laugh at :D


You.
For my dowry all I wanted was an iPad but got a wife.
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Postby Tamthewasp » Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:44

Go let your women out the kitchen blad, u get me innit
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Postby Avinash PatelBANNED » Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:15

Tamthewasp wrote:Go let your women out the kitchen blad, u get me innit


Why, do you want to wash the dishes instead?
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Postby Tamthewasp » Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:18

Avinash Patel wrote:
Tamthewasp wrote:Go let your women out the kitchen blad, u get me innit


Why, do you want to wash the dishes instead?


Yeah man I do my own dishes.
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Re: Joke

Postby Amazing Matheja » Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:56

Tamthewasp wrote:... if we can't laugh at the french who can we laugh at :D

Hey ! What the... Why ???!!!

:D

You're simply jealous of our women... Best cooker and dish-washer in the universe ! 8)
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