at life!
Most of the C Norris jokes are mediocre at best. Ahnold has had the best career trajectory ever.
1st appearance
Arnold: Mr. Universe
Chuck: guy who got ass kicked by Bruce Lee
Most memorable role
Arnold: Terminator/Predator
Chuck: Walker: Texas Ranger
Last "action" role
Arnold: TERMINATOR 3
Chuck: Total Gym infomercial
Most memorable quote
Arnold: Has spawned multiple soundboards: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tags/arnold-soundboards
Chuck: I love Dr. Quinn, the medicine woman
Post acting career
Arnold: Governor of 7th largest economy in the world
Chuck: Shouts obscenities at gays from lawnchair in texas.