Dumbest thing you've done while drunk

[djarvik]

I don't have a son.

[KINAMINAJ]

I don't have a son.

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Lol well who the heck was that guy.....

[djarvik]

I once drove up to a non-drive thru ATM to take money out. Cops saw it and actually approached me with "WTF!!!" mid transaction. Luckily for me, one of the cops was an acquaintance of mine.


Another good one was some 10 years ago, we were going fishing somewhere with some friends. Some 20 friends. 6 cars in total. All the alcohol was in one car, same car I was in. Sometime mid way of a 4 hour trip we decided to enhance our driving experience of interstate 80 with some beer and a joint. Well, 10 minutes after that decision, I see blue/red lights in my mirrors. 3 people in a car, each with a second bottle of beer started and about a half of nice-size joint going around. The next decision was the only rational one to be made at the time - speed up, roll the windows down, finish the joint, finish the beer, stuff a full mouth of whatever gum/candy you have, turn-signal, pull over, act sane and sober.

I think we managed to pull most of it, even the bit about the beers being drunk much earlier while parked, but, when they asked us to open the trunk and take a gander onto the back seat - all hell broke lose. As I was saying, there were about 20 people on this trip, all healthy drinkers and all the alcohol supply for a 3 day trip stored in my vehicle.

...they made us take everything out of the car and start placing the bottles onto the closed truck on my Boneville, a rather large flat surface. When we ran out of room they decided to to place handcuffs on us and lock us on the backseat of their car until the call the center and decide what to do with us. Our explanations of 6 cars and 20 people total where not seriously taken at all, the two officers looked down right scared for their lives. Three guys, with bold heads, talking with an accent, big guys too (I was the shortest at 6'3).

At the end of all this - all 3 of us got tickets to appear in court and were released with all of our alcohol to go our Mary way fishing. Bottom line, there was nothing real they had against us, considering they believed that beers were drank much, much earlier and they had not actually seen us drink them or smoke the joint (it was dark and we were speeding, hence the stop), and the bottles where empty - so no "open container" law applies.

The story is not over though, as we all simply forgot to show up for court date, we were probably busy planing another trip or something.....

[KINAMINAJ]

Lol lmao at Djarvik.... You now seem more human not just a tennis machine.. Great stories lol I have so many as well but I do not wanna be banned.....


I do not miss drinking but all the bar hopping, pot smoking, free living no bills days I miss. College was so fun especially of you drunk....

I remember I once smoked a lot of pot with the track n field team. Funny thing is I didn't run track at all. I was just friends with one of the girls and her boyfriend. There were like 15 people there and we played kings cup. Now I have never guzzled so much beer to start off with in my life. When it was said and done I had to drink the cup in the middle which was mixed with all types of liquor from everyone's cup. The rest was history I skipped mid terms headed to Vegas and what happens in Vegas should stay there

[emate007]

Been meaning to post in this for a while, some great stories here.
A couple of my weirdest nights include: going to Jack in the Box for a 2am meal with a buddy. I drove, and he was going to pay so I had the brilliant idea to go through backwards so he could make the transaction.
This particular drive through was hard enough to get through when I went through forward, since at the time I was cruising around in a 1950 Chevy. Basically the longest, least maneuverable car in town. A group of teenagers came in behind us and were laughing their asses off, one came to talk to me and then took a video as well. Just as I went around a corner and grazed the ordering sign with my obscenely long fender.
The clerk's reaction was surprising, he acted like nothing at all was unusual about the situation, I guess it happens a lot late night? haha
My friend also tried to pay with half of a 5 dollar bill, he kept insisting it was worth 2.50
Got super lucky I didn't get pulled over coming out into the street, there was a cop parked 2 blocks away as we were going back.

Another highlight includes getting way too drunk downtown, leaving my coat and bike key in a bar and having to walk home, around 3-4 miles. Didn't make it, and woke up at dawn in a park (sleeping on a log) I'd never been to before, not remembering anything after starting to walk. My left shoe was also tied about 10 times, wtf? When I went back to get my bike the next day, it wasn't where I had left it, I had apparently carried it a few blocks towards home with the lock still engaged.

[jayl0ve]

LOL...


I did the whole backwards drive-thru thing except I was sober and it was at In-n-Out. They also gave me a look that said they'd seen this about 500 times before