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Postby Coolhand Texas » Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:39

Ive heard if you bong a beer anally it gets you drunk twice as fast?

Never really wanted to try that though :lol: :lol:
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Postby stoutman111 » Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:40

i am really starting to love this site after the last few posts! LMAO
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Postby Moralspain » Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:07

Coolhand Texas wrote:And this is me after blake gets bageled in the second set

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hahaha **** friends!!, because one of his friends put him there to take him a photo, no doubt about it
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Postby SlicerITST » Mon, 28 Mar 2011 22:15

Coolhand Texas wrote:Ive heard if you bong a beer anally it gets you drunk twice as fast?

Never really wanted to try that though :lol: :lol:


Dip a tampon in vodka and do your thing

Or poor whiskey in your eye.

The veins there are a lot closer to the skin then in your intestines. So the alcohol is absorbed into your bloodstream way quicker.
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Postby Rob ITST » Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:28

Just inject it straight into your forehead. Man, that's the best.
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Postby Cro Morgan » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 00:40

SlicerITST wrote:Dip a tampon in vodka and do your thing

Or poor whiskey in your eye.


Are you speaking from experience? :shock: :lol:
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Postby jayl0ve » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 00:43

Moralspain wrote:
Coolhand Texas wrote:And this is me after blake gets bageled in the second set

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hahaha **** friends!!, because one of his friends put him there to take him a photo, no doubt about it


I dunno if they put him there, but they obviously didn't bother to move him from there! **** friends is right either way! :lol:
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Postby djarvik » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 00:56

Dolgo vs Tsonga is on. Good match.

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Postby jayl0ve » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 01:14

Yeah I'm watching it right now. It's starting to rain more so I think it's going to be delayed for a while anyways...
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Postby VillaJ100 » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 01:18

Rained off haha!
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Postby Coolhand Texas » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 02:05

Whenever it resumes. The dog for the win
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Postby JJ_DUBZ_87 » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:26

I'm rootin for Dolgo too.
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Postby jayl0ve » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:04

Dog's backhand kinda sucks :lol:

He needs somebody to help him get a better slice BH too, it's like he puts too much spin on it and it just sits there
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Postby NickZ3535 » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 13:11

it does. It like he wants more side spin than he does court penetration.


anyway, I wish my man Marcos Baghdatis would start to play some ball again. His Aussie Open run is seeming like more and more of a fluke...
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Postby Cro Morgan » Tue, 29 Mar 2011 13:13

NickZ3535 wrote:I wish my man Marcos Baghdatis would start to play some ball again. His Aussie Open run is seeming like more and more of a fluke...


I think that was classified "fluke" a long time ago. Too bad as the guy actually owns a personality.
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