Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

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Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Poll ended at Fri, 02 Aug 2013 16:36

Yes
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No
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22%
lol WTA
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Total votes : 9

Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby Corbon » Mon, 29 Jul 2013 21:42

I can't think of any other athlete with such a muscular build and such knockers. It's almost a genetic anomaly since most top athletes just burn their jugs' fat away.

Edit: Sharapova withdrew from the Rogers Cup. Still having trouble with S&V? :D
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby supinesmokey13 » Mon, 29 Jul 2013 23:36

Murderface84 wrote:I care so much about this

Arguing about the sociopolitical ramifications of making fun of women who look like dudes is WHAT I AM ALL
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aside the fact she has large breasts , wide hipsn and round burn; my overall point seems to be lost on you or you would realise why you 'think' she looks like a man unless you wanna tell me men with muscular physisques posses femine curves. It's ok though all men are social constructed to have that view of women with bodies like serena because women with muscules don't convey the notion of being the weaker sex and the perception is they encrouch on patriarchy.
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby Rob ITST » Tue, 30 Jul 2013 01:59

I don't think it has anything to do with being the "weaker sex"..... it's just unattractive to most men.
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby emate007 » Tue, 30 Jul 2013 04:26

I lik boobz
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby emate007 » Tue, 30 Jul 2013 04:34

supinesmokey13 wrote:aside the fact she has large breasts , wide hipsn and round burn; my overall point seems to be lost on you or you would realise why you 'think' she looks like a man unless you wanna tell me men with muscular physisques posses femine curves.


This is incredible, perhaps one of the greatest senteses of all time.

** Appreciate the thought, but I intentionally misspelled sentence. Not one of the best sentences of all time, but probably the best sentes I've ever seen.
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby Murderface84 » Tue, 30 Jul 2013 05:53

Can't even believe I'm in this convo lol...

This is more info than I need to reveal to anybody but I happen to REALLY LIKE girls with big round asses. Serena does indeed possess that and a large, womanly rack as well.

It is her hyper-developed shoulders and arms that make her look manly to me.

I am not intimidated AT ALL by extremely physically fit/strong women. just find them wholly unattractive. I am pretty 'secure in my masculinity'.That is all, I am done with this go-nowhere political 'sexist@
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby Corbon » Fri, 02 Aug 2013 17:58

Martina Hingis (yes that Martina Hingis) just won a WTA tour doubles match partnering Hantuchova 61 61
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby supinesmokey13 » Sun, 04 Aug 2013 21:42

emate007 wrote:
supinesmokey13 wrote:aside the fact she has large breasts , wide hipsn and round burn; my overall point seems to be lost on you or you would realise why you 'think' she looks like a man unless you wanna tell me men with muscular physisques posses femine curves.


This is incredible, perhaps one of the greatest senteses of all time.

** Appreciate the thought, but I intentionally misspelled sentence. Not one of the best sentences of all time, but probably the best sentes I've ever seen.
that's what happens when I don't proof-read my sentences lol.
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby Corbon » Thu, 15 Aug 2013 17:09

Bartoli announced her retirement from tennis. Probably a smart move since after winning Wimbledon she can only go down and she's not as marketable as a Sharapova or Azarenka. Been on the tour long enough anyway.
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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby Corbon » Fri, 16 Aug 2013 12:53

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Re: Can Jimmy Connors teach Sharapova how to beat Serena?

Postby Corbon » Thu, 22 Aug 2013 06:03

Sugarpova has withdrawn from the USO. Prolly didn't see any chance to defend her points without a coach and invented some bogus injury :D
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