Hewitt wins Federer on Halle Final
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by Cro Morgan » Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:43
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Stefan Edberg has allowed to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Stefan Edberg.
When Stefan Edberg does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Stefan Edberg.
When Stefan Edberg does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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by Mike Rotchtickles » Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:27
-Stefan Edberg once lost a Wimbledon Final, just to see what it feels like.
-It rained during the '88 Wimbledon final, because Edberg was thinking about something sad.
-Edberg once touched a paraplegic baby on the head. He named the baby Roger Federer.
-Stefan Edberg doesn't sweat because the water and salts inside him feel so privileged to be a part of him that they don't want to escape.
-Edberg's favorite playing surface is water.
-Stefan Edberg's two handed backhand once killed an opponent. From that point on he swore to only hit one handed backhands.
-Stefan Edberg can kick-serve-start a car.
-Chuck Norris wears Edberg pyjamas.
-A ball boy touched Edberg's racket once and became Rafa Nadal.
-Stefan Edberg only has unforced errors. No one can force him to do anything.
-When the umpire says "Advantage Edberg" he nods in agreement.
-Stefan Edberg won't go to heaven because he already was there and he didn't like it.
-Stefan Edberg's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Stefan Edberg.
-If Edberg returned his prize money there would no recession.
-Robin Soderling was created from discarded Edberg sweat bands.
-Stefan Edberg recently told Nadal that pink was "in" and he believed him.
-The bible was originally called "Edberg and friends".
-There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Stefan Edberg way. It's basically the right way but faster.
-It rained during the '88 Wimbledon final, because Edberg was thinking about something sad.
-Edberg once touched a paraplegic baby on the head. He named the baby Roger Federer.
-Stefan Edberg doesn't sweat because the water and salts inside him feel so privileged to be a part of him that they don't want to escape.
-Edberg's favorite playing surface is water.
-Stefan Edberg's two handed backhand once killed an opponent. From that point on he swore to only hit one handed backhands.
-Stefan Edberg can kick-serve-start a car.
-Chuck Norris wears Edberg pyjamas.
-A ball boy touched Edberg's racket once and became Rafa Nadal.
-Stefan Edberg only has unforced errors. No one can force him to do anything.
-When the umpire says "Advantage Edberg" he nods in agreement.
-Stefan Edberg won't go to heaven because he already was there and he didn't like it.
-Stefan Edberg's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Stefan Edberg.
-If Edberg returned his prize money there would no recession.
-Robin Soderling was created from discarded Edberg sweat bands.
-Stefan Edberg recently told Nadal that pink was "in" and he believed him.
-The bible was originally called "Edberg and friends".
-There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Stefan Edberg way. It's basically the right way but faster.
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by Cro Morgan » Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:31
bloufo wrote:-Stefan Edberg once lost a Wimbledon Final, just to see what it feels like.
-It rained during the '88 Wimbledon final, because Edberg was thinking about something sad.
-Edberg once touched a paraplegic baby on the head. He named the baby Roger Federer.
-Stefan Edberg doesn't sweat because the water and salts inside him feel so privileged to be a part of him that they don't want to escape.
-Edberg's favorite playing surface is water.
-Stefan Edberg's two handed backhand once killed an opponent. From that point on he swore to only hit one handed backhands.
-Stefan Edberg can kick-serve-start a car.
-Chuck Norris wears Edberg pyjamas.
-A ball boy touched Edberg's racket once and became Rafa Nadal.
-Stefan Edberg only has unforced errors. No one can force him to do anything.
-When the umpire says "Advantage Edberg" he nods in agreement.
-Stefan Edberg won't go to heaven because he already was there and he didn't like it.
-Stefan Edberg's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Stefan Edberg.
-If Edberg returned his prize money there would no recession.
-Robin Soderling was created from discarded Edberg sweat bands.
-Stefan Edberg recently told Nadal that pink was "in" and he believed him.
-The bible was originally called "Edberg and friends".
-There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Stefan Edberg way. It's basically the right way but faster.
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Cro Morgan - ITST Manager
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