GET LOST

[Norberto H]

I'd win if i just participated - forget about Gulbis

[djarvik]

You are Gulbis. It clear now. Only Gulbis thinks he can't win RG at this point.

[Mike Rotchtickles]

Vinceanity says: "you can't beat gulbis. you couldn't even beat me and we were only playing a video game"

[Cro Morgan]

Ernest Gulbis doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Ernest Gulbis to die before they attack.

Ernest Gulbis once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Ernest Gulbis can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Ernest Gulbis does not wear a condom - because there is no such thing as protection from Ernest Gulbis.

[djarvik]

- There are no races, only countries of people Gulbis has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

- While urinating, Gulbis is easily capable of welding titanium

- Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Gulbis calls this "a slow Tuesday."

- Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Gulbis to go around.

- Gulbis invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Murray invented pink.

- Gulbis doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Gulbis throws down!

[djarvik]

- Gulbis and Safin walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

- Gulbis once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

- Gulbis can touch MC Hammer.