Aquatic life stumbles onto Hisense Arena during Oz Open

[ktug89]

Just as the third round match featuring Belgian former number one, Justine Henin, was about to get underway, a Russian gray whale forcibly beached itself on the Hisense Arena, halting play. To add to the tournament's problems, the scheduled opponent, who was supposed to be something like a professional athlete, never showed up. It took the tournament officials and several volunteers, who just couldn't stand to see massive, bloated, obese, nonathletic, slow, and profusely sweating cetaceans on a grand slam premier court, over 2 hours to clear the mass of fat and bone(pictured below).


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[jayl0ve]

I am now gay.

[KluddKalle]

[picachu211]

Rude.
That was Kleybanova from AO 2009.
She seems like slimming down a little bit this year.
And you have to give her credit for moving that well given her normal size.

[jayl0ve]

Well, of course it's rude. You can't really make fun of fat people without being rude.

[Q. Reese]

That is dead wrong!!! I was actually scared for Henin until I saw what you did. Wow.

[Coolhand Texas]

Well, of course it's rude. You can't really make fun of fat people without being rude.