This fairy tale will make you think a lot about the true meaning of life, tennis and philosophy. It has been written and translated from Uzbek in 2012 by Google Translation, but it was impossible to publish that at that period due to political obvious reasons.
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Born siamese from unknown father in Stepnogorsk around 28 April 1986, Bilo is the hidden brother of the famous Andrey Golubev and Mikhail Kukushkin, two Kazakh tennis players on the ATP Tour.
Contrary to what is suggested by Soviet propaganda of ATP Tour, these two individuals are actually from the same scope of triplets born on the Chernobyl's day.
Mom's tennis prodigies, who was the hidden sister of the most famous journalist in the country, Borat Sagdiyev, died in childbirth. Her belly has not released 3 children but 2 children that day, one well formed, and the other with two heads and two bodies: a Siamese that his brother Borat decided to call humorously Gobilov (which means "malformed" in Uzbek language).
Because Borat had only one idea in mind after the death of his sister: do everything so that these children succeed in life.
Although he did not yet know the whole world at that time, he had been able to go to Germany thanks to Dr. Josef Heiter, (the doctor presented in the documentary "Human Centipede") who had made a guinea pig following a successful meeting in Kazakhstan. At that time, Doctor Heiter was working on research on the relationship between human beings and insects, surely to surf the success of the film "The Fly."
Borat having always found the doctor funny and touching, it has often contacted him after these experiences and the doctor is therefore often returned in Kazakstan.
Some rumors claimed that he had also developed a beautiful friendship with her sister, who seemed much richer since the coming of the great doctor in Kazakhstan.
Borat heard that his surgeon friend had successfully separated for the first time in the medical history, the conjoined twins, so he asked the doctor to help him.
Dr. Josef Heiter has always been helpful and sweet and many believe the controversial documentary directed to replenish his sad end of life ("Human Centipede") is not true.
Dr. Josef Heiter, very popular in Kazakstan, was delighted to return to the country and the operation was a great success. The Siamese Gobilov now gave way to two separate babies: Bilo and Golubev.
Borat can not take care of 3 children at the same time, he sent then the 2 more intelligent in foreign countries. Some gossips say he has quietly abandoned in the gutter of Astana, but Borat has always denied these unfounded rumors.
Bilo in turn inherited the smallest part of the brain he shared with his Siamese twin Andrey. Very limited, he has never displayed the slightest potential. And Borat, from experience, felt he had to get rid as soon as possible of this runt.
He locked him in a cage that the doctor Heiter gave him to raise women but Bilo, was so loud and unbearable, that he had to act. Especially since he was reluctant to accept such treatment.
Borat could no longer remain like that, Borat then asked his old friend doctor if he would be interested in adopting Bilo in exchange for a plane ticket to go back to the US. In reality, Borat did not even ask something in return, which would detract from the tradition of his country.
Dr. Josef gladly accepted because he was attached to Bilo due to the surgery.
He had always felt compassion for this little being who would be forever devoid of real brains by his fault. He felt he had to take on the future of this child, it was his duty. And in addition, he said that the small Bilo could be useful for research.
But growing up, the physical resemblance between Bilo and Dr. Josef Haisef became so disturbing that no one could have known that Bilo was actually adopted.
The doctor then discovered later that Bilo was his natural son. So he decided to stop his research, and tried to identify him as a potential in any field.
He discovered the true talent of his young son. When you threw him potatoes with a lot of strenght, he anticipated them and catch them up faster than anyone, it was breathtaking. Bilo was early to the point that his father sent him to the local tennis academy to discharge his energy, and it reveals its formidable ability to anticipate shell trajectories to the world.
Bilo, from the top of its 1.60 meters at 6 years old, already seemed to emerge as a gifted tennis player, like his two brothers Mikhail and Andrey, that he never knew.
Although extremely limited at the strategic level, he still managed to repeat one single pattern: serve with full power and rush as soon as possible to the net to finish the point.
Never a match of Bilo has lasted over an hour in his career, and most often it is after 10 minutes that the opponent gives up, insulting C4iLL his coach, that his player is cheating and as doped as the Vinokourov, the kazak cyclist. Always the eternal clichés about Kazakh life.
Despite all the complaints Bilo continued his career in France, and was quickly named "Server Rapist" by his coach, namely the man who rapes his opponents at the net. If he never passed the act in the true sense, many people fear that in case of defeat, he finally acts in public. Besides, most of the audience of his matches come to him in the hope to attend this scene one day in history.
Anyway, Server Rapist has always played on the ATP parallel circuit, namely the World Tour and the Tour ITST. He has already had some good results despite his young age, but nothing either transcendent.
Many, however, were the players raped, who have probably ended their careers after having faced him.
His face daunting indeed causes him many legal trouble because unscrupulous individuals do not hesitate to file a complaint for facies crime when they see his face appear in their TV.
Even worse, many women accused him of rape to try to take advantage of his financial wealth and his humorous nickname, a bit like the former leader of the IMF, Dominique Strauss Kahn
And obviously, given his aggressiveness on the court, the judges, not of the courts, but of the Court, have unjustly condemned him last year to 1 year suspended sentence.
Everyone knows that the Bilo emotional life has blossomed since he sleeps with Marion Bartoli, the only French player of the top 100 WTA back then. Certainly this has fueled numerous rumors about his alleged zoophyles trends. But it should be enough to prevent any complaints lead. But the judges act as if nothing had happened while Bilo has, to date, never denied such rumors.
The sounds he makes when we talk to him about this topic make think his coach C4iLL that the rumors are not that unfounded.
Today, Bilo lives alone since her adoptive father died in a sad accident. Yet despite its unability to be autonous at 24, he spends his money without counting tennis balls to train day and night to make volleys services.
So he lives with his C4iLL coach who apparently manages perfectly his fortune by investing heavily in safe securities such as Belvedere, Grey Goose, and Dom Perignon in the hottest clubs of the cities where are organized a ITST tournament.
Note that Bilo retains from its rare Siamese past unique characteristics and abilities.
He understands nor knows not speak any language, which is an advantage in case of conflict with the umpires and or provocations from opponent (he usually expresses his feelings by sounds, often of animals, like bellowing cattle). Paradoxically, he still learned to read, thanks to the venerable Dr. Heiter and regularly protests against the complaints that can be made against his style of play, apparently stereotyped and devoid of any intelligence.
He also developed a nostalgic trend and depressed, who encouraged him to drink a lot of water during games. No one has ever been able to explain the originality of a practice as unique to today. He also developed an ability which is as useless as unique: to be able to play tennis in total darkness without any light source. It's often said this would create real in the community of malvoyants who do not hesitate to massively attend his matches to insult him cheerfully.
He finally developed a physically frail but slender, allowing him to catch most of the shots sent to him (nearly 110% winning at the net, even McEnroe and Edberg were unable to reach that stat due certainly to a lack of talent);
Regarding its projects, Bilo "Server Rapist" has set many goals in his career.
Since he saw the video where Nadal and Federer play on a platform with water, and the other one where a guy run on water, he would like for example to learn to play aquatic tennis (the poor Bilo believed these videos were true, sorry to disappoint some readers and Bilo, a credulous stubborn who can't really open his eyes, but these are fakes) or create a Kazakstan Idol Tennis Academy since he saw American Idol during a tournament .
Bilo would also become a DJ once his career is over because he hates listening to Western music box that passes, there is nothing better according to him than dancing on a Gypsy house track as his uncle Borat did in the past, or on a Sirtakis Kazak song.
