FRENCH OPEN - Roland Garros SIM predictions (Xbox)

[djarvik]

Djarvik darling .... i have been waiting for a lag free match for over a year now ....
I sure can't wait buddy !!!
I gave you a chance to give me your opinion after the match yesterday > i am glad to see you held back ...saving it for the forum > all it takes is a little push or provocation and you unleash it all > you never let me down!!!

You should vent more often , i am here for you . ITST IS YOUR OUTLET !!! EMBRACE IT!

ahhh you edited your post, what? cant think fast? To take a shot at me, again. What was the problem again now? .....that I didn't tell you "bad match" after the match?

You call my name - I will come. Provocation? I never hold back my friend. I always tell it like it is.

[Puttu puttuu]

yeah it further proves my point > we haven't had a lag free match . I had lag because my gf had Utorrent on at the time. I still do not understand why when i asked you about the match , you completely refrained from saying anything . Last time you pointed to me about me ball bouncing the ball , i took into consideration , i gave you the bounces as a courtesy > i was up for your advice or take on my game . I would have liked you to tell me all of this then .

What baffles me is that all it takes is a light provocation from my side and it comes out . I am sure most people can see my post as a piss take . You took it to personally and seized the opportunity to try and tear me a new hole .Either you are a sensentive and can't read between the lines and see the sarcasm . I 'm not taking shots at anyone ! i'm making fun ! what's wrong with that ? Did not see the humor ??? My bad.

At the end of the day , i like our matches , you hate my style > it took a little push to find out now i know .

[Puttu puttuu]

I edit my posts because i have mild dyslexia you fool . Nothing wrong it taking my time >

Tear a new hole out of that one

[djarvik]

hmmm.....you didn't find my replys funny? Weird ah? My bad.

You got to realize, for most people here, including me, English is not the first language and we really bad at it. It would be nice after such a long joke, to put a disclaimer on the bottom. But its cool.

I don't like your style, no secret here. This is a new style for you. You used to rally, try and construct points. Now, you just risk return everything, double trigger everything. I just find this type of game boring. Sure its the most effective way to play to win.....but boring for me. I have no problem handling such a style, I just sometimes get out of the game mentally...my mind wonders....cant handle all the excitement you know.

As for dyslexia, bull man. You looked back and thought: "...hmmm, that's not enough, let me spice this up a bit" hahaha

Anyway, I took your post as a bad joke, so I replied with an equally bad one.

[Baghdad Baghdatis]

Ladies ladies, come on

As an outside observer I know both of you were/ are joking - although the aftermath is just a bit of post match venting which is completely unrelated to my beautiful thread - so kiss and make up and get back on my topic

[djarvik]

Me and Puttu are tighter then Pamela Anderson.

[Puttu puttuu]

Surely you could see my statements about me bribing Illuvbilval for money as a hint that i was joking . Pointing out that Zizou is French therefore he will crumble , is me taking the stereotype that French players have a weak mentality when comes to playing tennis . French people tend to say that about their own players ....( not my view , just me taking a stereotype) I'm sure he won't take it seriously and if he does my bad ! sorry .

Did i see the humor in you coming forth about the way i played no . I see signs of you being honest and hiding between passive haha . Funny ? nah still don't think so .

To be fair it's not as if our matches were like the ones i play against Murda . You can't deny there were some pretty long rallies . there was some kind of construction going . If i played agressive most of the time it's because i had enough of the floaty balls you kept sending back > nothing wrong with does .

Anyway i'm glad we had this .

[Puttu puttuu]

yep sorry Baggy >
no problem

[djarvik]

uffff......If I would find your post funny, I would laugh. But I didn't.

Safe to say as far as me concerned, the joke was not funny.

The reference to your game-play was prompted by your comment about me. The lack of "critique" after the match was due to that fact that Zizou had invited me to play mid second set.....and honestly, I couldn't wait till our match is over. I started playing him right away, no time to comment. Looks like you hold a grudge because of that. Sorry, didn't mean to offend you.

I don't know what "we" had. But glad that you glad that we had that.

I think you being just as passive aggressive as me. So yeah, lets stop.

[Mack2300]

Djarvik is overrated ... had him for lunch yesterday ( 6-4 6-4). SF against Rae or infamous slappy , never played slappy ...
Wouldn't be it funny that with all the bragging ive been doing in the last couple of weeks i get knocked out in the 1 st round ...

It couple happen , a few great players are unseeded ...
Looking forward to some 5 set epics !!! last one i had was against Amazing Matheja at the US open ... just about won 6-7, 7-6, 6-7, 6-2, 6-4 if i remember he had a3-1 one lead in the 5th.
These are the matches we truly remember !!! can't wait !

PS: ( this what i really think ) In fact all of you guys play like crap at the moment ... common let's face it , you better get your act together ... ( stirring things up )

Baghdad mate you can't win a slam after sitting on your ass for 6 weeks .... doesnt quite work that way ...

Zizou well he is french ... he will crumble in the 5th set as all the amazings do .

Aceusam will retire in the fourth set against Norberto to prove a point AGAIN! ( notice how i mention a hypothetical fourth set... see it as a compliment )

Epox Fr :He is my pal , he will win for sure or lose against me . In any case , i will blame everything on lag until he gives me a rematch that i can win.

Anteros : rubbish

Picachu : Again rubbish no chance

Illuvbilval : mate if you and me meet again , i'll just set up a paypal transfer > nice and easy no fuss . i 'll give you 30 bucks if you make it look like a 5 set epic .

Anyway Good luck to you all !

As Big foot greg said to me once on the world tour "I am the real number 1" quote]

BigFootGreg told me before that I was the real number 1 after he had the nerve to pull the d/c trick when I was winning our match. However he was polite enough to apologize for it though and did admit he was being outplayed

[Puttu puttuu]

i asked you after your match with Zizou ! Not before... you had plenty of time . You refrained then and it came out here fact

[djarvik]

i asked you after your match with Zizou ! Not before... you had plenty of time . You refrained then and it came out here fact

it really bothers you right?

[Moralspain]

[Cro Morgan]

Considering this is a thread for the 360 RG Sim tournament, yeah, it might be time to take this outside.

[Puttu puttuu]

I ll dumb down my whole point and make it nice and clear > this is me repeating myself coz you don't seem to take it in.

I gave you a chance to tell me all of this . This was after your match with Zizou . You did not tell me anything because you were rushing off to play a match ! common man !

What i don't like is that i gave you the opportunity to tell me ! You chose the two faced reaction by saying that you had lag and that you made your peace with ( fair enough)adding that i played well and that i should win the tournament now ... am i wrong ? dont be polite and encouraging one minute then tear the way i play the next minute .



You are full of shit pal >