Little game of the week (per ILuvBillVal's request) (SIM)

by **Moralspain** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:04

HAHAHA, Come on guys, i wanna see Norbert´s reaction :lol:

by **ILuvBillVal** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:06

djarvik wrote:Death once had a near-Norberto experience.

I think I found that one the funniest. All of these sound so much more ridiculous adding Norberto, though! :lol:

by **djarvik** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:16

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Norberto punched himself in the face.

Norberto sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.

Norberto's orgasm leaves an exit wound.

Norberto took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

Norberto beat a wall at tennis. A f**ing WALL.

by **ILuvBillVal** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:18

djarvik wrote:
Norberto beat a wall at tennis. A f**ing WALL.

Must have had a hard time with his out-wide serve! ;-)

by **picachu211** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:33

djarvik wrote:Norberto took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

OMFG!

by **Norberto H** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:46

djarvik wrote:OK Cro, I'll see yours and raise you:

Death once had a near-Norberto experience.

Norberto secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Norberto doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Norberto doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

The only time Norberto was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Norbertos' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

If there is anything I absolutely can't stand, then it is someone telling lies about me... I DO HAVE hair on my testicles, no way to get rid of them - the **** shaver's blade doesn't cut the hair, but the hair cut the blade...

by **emate007** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:42

Cro Morgan wrote:When Norberto falls out of a boat he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norbertoed.

LMAO, haven't seen this one before.

by **ILuvBillVal** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:54

LOL Norbertoed

by **djarvik** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:59

You just got Norbertoed biatch! gggmmmm hmmmm

by **Cro Morgan** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:02

The Chuck Norris stuff is funny as hell. Gotta admit, laughed out loud a few times while doing my Norberto research.

by **Moralspain** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:15

by **Puttu puttuu** » Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:37

Up for a bit of sucking up now ... just wanna say that Illuvbival is the top guy at the moment . He completely destroyed me in our last two matches . The funny thing is i can break his serve , but can't hold mine . His returns are simply the best in the game at the very moment . I have an easier time playing Murda or Norberto !!! His served has improved and his risking is consistent . I'm taking a few days off because of you buddy but i'll be back with a fresher set of mind . You have peaked you should win the masters now .

by **beltic caldy** » Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:32

gents...Al, Cro et al - this thread just me choking on me coffee.....side-splittingly funny in the context - fantastic!!!!! :lol:

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